THRU THE EYE OF THE RICH CHRISTIANIST
Every rich Christianist is building
a needle with a gigantic eye. (Or is it a camel of miniscule proportions?)
61.MNE-63rd Late Southwest
I CAN THINK, WAIT AND FAST
The following words which Hermann Hesse makes Siddharta say
consider also applicable to myself: "I can think. I can wait. I can fast".
CANADA'S 1981 THEOCENTRIST CHARTER
Whereas such a country 'is founded upon principles that recognize the
supremacy of God and the rule of law' it flagrantly violates the right to
equal consideration of non-monotheists and illegitimately founds its own
justification upon circular reasoning.
39.MNE-63rd Early Southwest
ONE IN THE RELEVANT NORM
There is neither Arab nor Jew, neither Dutch nor German, neither Chinese
nor Japanese, neither Asian Indian nor 'American Indian', neither white
nor black, neither woman nor man, neither we nor they, for all are one in
62.MNW-63rd Late Southeast
There is a middle path between loony left and rotten right.
THREE KINDS OF LIES
There are three kinds of lies: natural lies, damn lies and
63.MNE-63rd Early Southeast
THOSE WHO PLAY . . .
Those who play with their balls must look out for rubbers.
43.ENE-63rd Equatorial Month
IN- AND EXTELLIGENCE
The good news is that there is a great number of intelligences
(verbal-linguistic, logical-mathematical, visual-spatial,
body-kinesthetic, musical-rhythmical, naturalistic, interpersonal,
intrapersonal and, perhaps, a few more), and that you will always be
intelligent in some sense. The bad news is that there is an equal number of
extelligences, and that if you are intelligent in one way, you will be
extelligent in numerous other ways.
62.LSE-63rd Late Northwest Month
NOT TWO COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD
There is not one country in the world where everyone has the same
worldview or is of the same persuasion, with the possible exception of
the Vatican, but that 'country' is as
as a country could ever be and should never be.
39.LNE-63rd Mid-Northwest Month
WHAT TAKES THE CAKE
All kinds of confusion between public property and private expenses
and private use which are called "corruption" and "nepotism" in
Remoteistan, are called "agreements between the Government and the
Royal Household" in the Kingdom of
And what takes the cake is that the head of Government and the head of
the Royal Household are one and the same person.
62.ESW-63rd Early Northwest Month
The men appeared at the meeting in traditional androcentric costume.
40.ESE-63rd Late Northeast Month
BELIEF OR SUPERSTITION?
A footballer who thanks (his) God for scoring a goal: is it belief or is it
superstition? Never mind, it is equally blockheaded.
62.ESW-63rd Mid-Northeast Month
The bulk of philosophical conversation consists of name-and-fame
use the plural on purpose).
41.LSW-63rd Early Northeast Month
(Note that from now on the
compass names of
months will be used here.)
D, G, J, W
How many letters in the English alphabet start with D as in dear?
60.NML-62nd Southern Late Lent
(Note that the
Model names of
months will no longer be used here.)
F, L, M, N, S, X
How many letters in the English alphabet start with E as in ebb?
60.NML-62nd Southern Mid-Lent
PASTORS, SHEEP AND WOOL
I do not like those pastors who pull the wool over the eyes of their
42.NML-62nd Southern Early Lent
People who say that they speak English 'good' do not speak it well.
60.SLL-62nd Southern Equinoctial
[Bú Pà, Jiù Pà]
DO NOT FEAR, FEAR
Do not fear a heaven from the mind torn,
Do not fear your own earth,
Fear Vincent, foreign-born,
Writing Chinese for all
62.NLL-62nd Southern Mid-Yule
RELIGIOUS PREFERENCES IN AFRICA
Religious politicians and clergy in Africa declare a war on South Africa's
same-sex marriage and long for eternal peace with the pedosexual criminals
of the Lord's Resistance Army.
61.SML-62nd Southern Early Yule
'DRAG QUEENS' OR MALE TRANSVESTITES
It is everybody's right to wear whatever clothes they want, but personally
prefer even (good-looking) women without women's clothes, let alone
56.NLY-62nd Equatorial Month
Britain is a chunk of Christian Middle Ages adrift on the open sea.
41.SEM-62nd Northern Late Lent
A GHOST DROVER
What do you call someone who drives cattle or sheep on the wrong side of
61.NML-62nd Northern Mid-Lent
When determining the gigantic numbers of 'Christians', 'Muslims' and other
real or alleged
in the world one should definitely not miss out the praying mantises.
45.EQU-62nd Northern Equinoctial
VERY HUMBLE COLONIAL MONARCHISM
"As a sign of humility our mothers would put their most beautiful scars on
the ground where the Queen was walking." Such were the words spoken by a
person from Surinam, a former Dutch colony, at least on paper.
61.SEY-62nd Northern Late Yule
BEFORE AND AFTER LOCKE
In the 17th century of the Christianist Era Locke said that 'in the
beginning all the world was America'. In this century it might be more
appropriate to say that 'in the beginning America was all the world'.
44.SLL-62nd Northern Mid-Yule
I LOVE THE PAST
I love the past, the past of the future, that is.
61.EQU-62nd Northern Early Yule
It seems easier to convert a man into a woman (or to one of the Abrahamic
creeds, for that matter) than to convert a smoker into a nonsmoker.
56.SLL-61st Southern Late Lent
WHEN HER OR HIS OWNER ...
I myself am little impressed by a
who claims to know when her or his owner is coming home.
55.SEM-61st Southern Mid-Lent
LOOKING FORWARD TO WHAT?
"We are looking forward to help you!" And your guest is looking forward to
improving your English.
61.NLL-61st Southern Early Lent
New deontological theories are often very much like 'the mixture as
42.NML-61st Southern Equinoctial
HONG XIUQUAN'S POSTHUMOUS MESSAGE
The relatively recent story of the Christian theomaniac Hong Xiuquan, 'Heavenly King of
the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom', teaches China and the rest of the world what will happen
if or when it does not guard itself against Christian, Islamic and other brands of
theocratic ideology. Then it may soon succumb to their despotic, egoistic and maniacal
rule. And then it may take many millions of human lives of both the innocent and the
guilty, to defeat the army of God-worshipers and to get rid of the monsters again.
61.NLY-61st Southern Mid-Yule
A RACE OF MOTHERFUCKERS
Creating one man and one woman, out of that man's rib, and making that
couple have but two sons creates but one thing: a race of motherfuckers.
56.NLY-61st Southern Early Yule
REMBRANDT'S DAY WATCH
Rembrandt came across human beings having sex in the bushes and in
cornfields by day. He was not shocked and did not fall off his pedestal.
Inspired he turned the love makers (among whom at least one monk or
missionary) into etchings.
He is supposed to have said: "When
want to relax, i don't have a need for decency but for freedom."
61.NLL-61st Equatorial Month
Those with an obsessive-compulsive disorder may be said to suffer from
'inferential confusion': they are in search of an observation to go with a
Oddly enough, this is exactly the kind of phenomenon which
find so typical of
Or am i not supposed to say this?
60.NLL-61st Northern Late Lent
THE HUSBAND OF A EUROPEAN QUEEN
What's a King?
39.NMY-61st Northern Mid-Lent
THE HUSBAND OF AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT
What's a First Lord?
39.NMY-61st Northern Equinoctial
Some people insist that one should call the Abraham religions "Abrahamite
religions", but Abrahamite combines better with gratitude to
refer to the kind of gratitude of a man and a woman who drive you away
into the desert after they can now get what you gave them without your
60.NML-61st Northern Late Yule
A WAXEN SHAKESPEARE
When William Shakespeare wrote that men have marble, women waxen minds,
it was Shakespeare who, so susceptible to sexist scribbling, had a waxen
45.NML-61st Northern Mid-Yule
"HETERO HETERINI LUPUS"
Plautus said "Homo homini lupus est", but insofar as it concerns a male
society in which each man is a wolf to every other man, Plautus should,
perhaps, rather have said: "Hetero heterini lupus est".
44.NEY-61st Northern Early Yule
Christianists who, when asked to sacrifice one of their Christian holidays
for a Muslim holiday in a country with a large number of Muslims,
trivialize such a question have the sense of justice of armored concrete.
We must keep on hoping that one day their sense of justice will come to
life and extend to all, non-Christianists and
60.NEY-60th Southern Late Lent
When it is fashionable among philosophers to claim that 'the great stories'
are bankrupt —as in Lyotard— it is only likely that the next
philosophical fashion will be a great story.
('Complete culture' never went or remained bankrupt either, when at the
end of the First World War it was declared bankrupt all over Europe.)
44.SML-60th Southern Mid-Lent
ABRAHAM'S BLOW JOB
Naughty behavior, misdemeanors, offenses and crimes often receive an
attention (and punishment) which is out of proportion when sex is involved,
and which is not seldom blown out of all proportion when looked upon with
the eyes of the Abrahamic creeds.
60.NLY-60th Southern Early Lent
LABEL AND DOCTRINE
'Humanists' start from the label humanism and then they are allowed
to use different doctrines with it, dependent on personal belief,
preference, background and intellectual courage; 'neutral-inclusivists'
start from the
the doctrine of
and then they are allowed to use different labels with it, dependent on
practical and verbal-symbolic considerations.
47.SEY-60th Southern Equinoctial
OPIUM FOR THE PEOPLE
Marxism, with its lack of
content, has never been a threat to religion.
It claimed that religion was opium for the people, and the same people
just continued to live on that opium.
55.SEL-60th Southern Mid-Yule
THE R AS IN OBET, THE P AS IN PETE
Should someone claim that RP is the best English there is, or even the only
correct English, ask 'him' whether 'he' means the R as in Obet and the P as
60.NEY-60th Southern Early Yule
EXCEPT, PERHAPS, IN A DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
Except, perhaps, in a democratic republic, smarmy people usually come in
43.NLY-60th Equatorial Month
UEFA'S SHOW MUST GO ON
UEFA, which orders soccer matches to go on even when 39 spectators have
died violent deaths and hundreds of others are wounded, now shows whose
side it is on with a minute of silence for the chief of the Vatican
Catholics, who died a natural death.
60.NEM-60th Northern Late Lent
The Islamic rule that a Muslim man can marry a non-Muslim but that a Muslim
woman cannot is not only sexist, it also parasitizes on other worldviews
not having the same sort of rule. Otherwise Muslim men, too, could only
marry Muslim women in practice.
60.NMY-60th Northern Mid-Lent
A PETER ON CATHOLIC ROCKS
A plainspoken Anglo-Saxon man has a cock and balls; an affected Anglo-Latin
male has a penis and one or two, or perhaps no, testicles; but a Catholic
boy who prefers nature to supernature has a peter on his rocks.
47.SEL-60th Northern Equinoctial
ONE WOMAN NO VOTE
Androcentrist cultures or subcultures often work with the
43.NEY-60th Northern Late Yule
85 MILLION EUROS PER YEAR
The Dutch royal family costs 85 million euros annually, about the same as
in the UK, a country with almost 4 times as many taxpayers. In order to
celebrate this the Dutch government will add another 10 million in the
year 2005 of the Christian Era.
59.SML-60th Northern Mid-Yule
PATERNITY FROM THE TEMPLETOPS
The harder they shout from the templetops that Jesus of Nazareth did not
have a biological father the more probable it is (if
lived at all) that Jesus' biological father was a Roman soldier.
59.NEM-60th Northern Early Yule