TRUE FRIENDSHIP
Perhaps,
blood is thicker than water,
but true friendship
(is so pure that it)
needs no blood.
b.51.NML
WHERE TRUTH IS WOUNDED
-- proverbs of a new era
Supernatural solutions never heal
where truth is wounded.
*
One supernaturalist claim makes many.
(A supernaturalist claim is like a lie:
to maintain it and to prevent it from
being refuted, it needs the support of
yet more lies, yet more supernaturalist
claims.)
*
Scientific truth is stranger than
religious fiction.
*
Speak the truth and shame the
theodemonist.
b.51.NML
'AND THE UNCIRCUMCISED MAN CHILD'
'And the uncircumcised man child
whose flesh of his foreskin
is not circumcised,
that soul is naturally cut off
from the child molesters.'
48.SEL
CREATIONISTS
All creationists are created unnatural.
All male creationists are created equal.
47.SMY
PLURALISM
-- a fashion of singular superficiality
47.NLY
A SQUARETOE
You can't twist a squaretoe round your
little finger.
46.SLL
UPRIGHT BIPEDALISM
It's all very well for sociobiologists
to discover, describe, explain and favor
upright bipedalism.
But how does one explain that bipeds,
especially unfeathered ones, should be
upright when it is to their personal
disadvantage, and unusual too?
46.SEM
THE SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF
The 'willing suspension of disbelief'
makes readers in fiction;
it makes liars in faith.
46.NLY
STRAIGHT
The man in the street thinks straight
he thinks.
46.NMY
EVEN MIGHTIER
Mighty is someone with money.
Even mightier is someone
who does not have 'er life ruled
by money.
45.SEL
CAPITALISM
The fundamental tenet of capitalism is:
"The capital for the rich,
the ism for the rest".
44.SLL
CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN AGAPISTS
Conversation between two flower-power
agapists:
She: "Do you love me?"
He: "I love everybody."
Conversation between two god-power
agapists:
She: "God, doest Thou love me?"
He: "I love everybody."
44.NEY
RELIGIOUSLY
Thou shalt not lie, but only tell
falsehoods religiously.
Thou shalt not steal, but only take
things away religiously.
Thou shalt not murder, but only kill
living beings religiously.
39.NLL
THE HOLY, WHOLLY CONCEPTUAL, ETERNAL
SENTENCE IN F-MAJOR
"Faithful, Fundamentalist Family Fathers
Forever Fuck Faithful, Full-blown Flock
Females For Further Faithful,
Full-blooded, Filial Fold Folk,
Forever Faithfully Full-heartedly
Foolishly Following Fuddy-duddy,
Fulminating, Faceless Forefathers,
Formally Forgoing Facts, Foresight,
Forethought, Forbidden Fruit,
Frisky Feelings, Future Felicity,
Firmly Forbearing From Fighting For
Fairness, Finely Faking Fondness
For Freedom,
Frightfully Foolhardily Feverishly
Fucking Fatigued Fertile Females,
Frequently Found Frigid, For Further
Fettered, Fanatic Fresh Flesh,
Forever Faithfully Full-heartedly
Foolishly Following Fuddy-duddy,
Fulminating, Faceless Forefathers,
Formally Forgoing Facts ... ...
[and so on and so forth]"
37.NLY-53.SEM
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